pigeon update

omg, did you see the dow hit a record high today? I KNOW, i was totally beside myself too.

so the new plan of attack at paul brown stadium in cinci is that employees will now be allowed to shoot pigeons with laser guns.

2007/football/nfl/10/01/bengals.pigeons.ap

i know what you're thinking and i agree that it makes one-hundred percent perfect sense because now instead of poop pellets, the pigeons will actually fall out of the sky, and only a handful of people will be blinded at each game, so it is DEFINITELY a win win situation!

thank GOD peta got involved.

pigeons and shit.

guess what! there's a pooping pigeon situation in cincinnati and it is MAJOR and they are about to start shooting at them every time they go number two.

/sports/football/nfl/bengals/2007-09-28-pigeons_N.htm

and now a short survey:

1- in your mind, and your mind ONLY, do you think pigeons look like flying rats?
2- do you like it when they kick a cloud of avian flu dust in your face with their pretty rat claws?
3- do you like the white ones better because they look like doves?
4- are you racist?
5- would you consider adopting one?
6- would you like to start shooting at them?
7- how comfortable are you with a BB gun?
8- how about an air-powered pellet rifle?
9- how long do you think it will take to potty train them in wash, d.c.?

thanks for making a difference.