10.01.2007

pigeon update

omg, did you see the dow hit a record high today? I KNOW, i was totally beside myself too.

so the new plan of attack at paul brown stadium in cinci is that employees will now be allowed to shoot pigeons with laser guns.

2007/football/nfl/10/01/bengals.pigeons.ap

i know what you're thinking and i agree that it makes one-hundred percent perfect sense because now instead of poop pellets, the pigeons will actually fall out of the sky, and only a handful of people will be blinded at each game, so it is DEFINITELY a win win situation!

thank GOD peta got involved.

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