as if we don't have ENOUGH to worry about

it looks like our worst nightmare has finally come true:

SETTING BACK THE CLOCKS CAN BE A KILLER

did you set yours back?
i didn't. is it mandatory? oh well. instead, i have been leaving every day at 3:30 p.m. EST to prepare for the pending pedestrian outages. you know, like run-overs. i had to work late tonight so i wore one of these and one of these and i suggest you do, too.
let me tell you something. this flourescent jumpoff may slightly detract from your new fall coats, but it gets dark, like, real dark, like, NERVOUS dark in manhattan, and you wouldn't want to be caught dead without these or you could die. and don't quote me on this, but i think they come in other colors so you can coordinate and then have them monogrammed which i'm not gonna lie is very special.

good lookin out, right?

WRONG. i told you. GET INSIDE. ride it out. march is just around the corner.