hello. i was devoured by a giant red ant monkey last night. he basically looked like a cross between these two people. he started out small, like ant-size, but then he became a flaming giant ant monkey, and i had to spring to action. the thing you need to know about ants is that they will not generally kill you even though they are fierce looking.
but remember what i said - HELLOO ARE YOU LISTENING??? - THIS was a giant red ant monkey with long legs and attitude.
anyway, the good news is, i made it. I MADE IT. i'm not sure you're aware of this, but most people don't usually survive the attack. but i did. so when you visit, please make sure to bring a large bag of peppermint patties as ants don't like peppermint. and candy corn and a little extra cash would be great, too. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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