hey how's it going. did you know that some of our nation's children are getting obese? i had no idea, so i'm glad i read the new york times:
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turns out, it's a fat. remember the little boy who got sucked through the tube in the willy wonka chocolate river? that's what all kids look like today. i didn't know either because i hate children too. so god bless the united states of america for banning our three largest beverage companies from stocking satan's punch in elem. and middle school vending machines. can you guess which ones? they rhyme with hoka hola, bepsi, and thweppes. so instead of yummy drinks like hoke and biet bepsi, kids are going to be drinking dasani water, which is a much healthier alternative because it comes from a hoka hola drain pipe on the side of the road in detroit. HOORAY!
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