9.28.2007

LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT



the above is NOT to be read in a drill seargent's voice, rather, how you should feel about your feet when you have reached the top of an escalator, a flight of stairs, or when the doors have opened to the elevator or subway car. yes, even when you are walking on the sidwalk.
sideWALK. walk people, walk.
this is how i feel we should all think.
LEFT RIGHT LEFT.
KEEP IT GOING.
MOVE IT ALONG.
a man this morning was reading a book as he exited the subway car. we were all tripping over him and awkwardly adjusting our paces so that we had some sort of clusterfuck going on around a stairwell that i almost fell through and died. that last part was for effect, but the point is...
am i the only one who feels this way?
do i need to TIDAN, generally?

2 comments:

Stephen Mejias said...

You're a worse drunk than my father, a worse poet than Bukowski.

nina said...

get your mind right, kid.
a biscuit from chez lawrence, perhaps?