9.19.2007

the moment we've all been waiting for




YOU NEED TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW, OKAY?! RIGHT NOW.

on cnn.com they are asking people "IF I WERE PRESIDENT" what would i do? they are telling us to "fire up" our videos and share our thoughts with THE WORLD!

"http://www.cnn.com">/exchange/ireports/topics/forms/election/if.president.html

i have been waiting for this moment for many moons. i'm sure you're already aware of this, but one of my favorite things to do is stand on top of a bridge chair belting out Heart lyrics.

i like some of the same things as most people, like long walks and sunsets. if i were your leader, we would do these things more often, like all of the time. i think our current president doesn't really stop to smell the roses, and I LOVE ROSES!!!!

here are even more things that We the People agree on: everyone would have a heart of gold and an afghan hound named farrah fawcett. we would have more chocolate covered coffee beans, because is it just me or are they IMPOSSIBLE to find?! and stamps. stamps are always so hard to come by and if i were president, they would drop from the sky every other monday at 3:30.

wouldn't it be great to have these things AND MORE? i will make your dreams come true.

GOD BLESS AND GUSENTEIT.

3 comments:

Stephen Mejias said...

This shit cracked my ass up. You get my vote. If I were president, I'd make Nina president.

Nina McCammon said...

you like drop-kick dogs so you do not get my vote. but since you are an absolute hunk, god bless you and may the best woman win.

Anonymous said...

this photo is just about the most amazing thing i've seen!