things that are dumb

there's only one thing that i think is dumb today and it's called "THE WAY I ARE" by timbaland.

this song title makes me want to drop-kick michael jordan while screaming "AM AM AM AM!" over and over, but i love michael jordan so why would i do something like that? also, i don't want people to think i have tourettes, because i don't. i only have it when i have gone five blocks in a cab and i already owe $16. so like twice a day.

i also want to teach him the correct spelling of his name. i know it's hard to have to remember both your first and last name 100% of the time, but i think he should try to at least get it right 53% of the time, especially since his first and last name are the same thing.

there, that's all.

"AM!"

damn.