guess what! there's a pooping pigeon situation in cincinnati and it is MAJOR and they are about to start shooting at them every time they go number two.
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and now a short survey:
1- in your mind, and your mind ONLY, do you think pigeons look like flying rats?
2- do you like it when they kick a cloud of avian flu dust in your face with their pretty rat claws?
3- do you like the white ones better because they look like doves?
4- are you racist?
5- would you consider adopting one?
6- would you like to start shooting at them?
7- how comfortable are you with a BB gun?
8- how about an air-powered pellet rifle?
9- how long do you think it will take to potty train them in wash, d.c.?
thanks for making a difference.
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